Robert J Wright Struggles With His New Phone

As you know from listening, everybody - especially Erin - made fun of me and my old phone. To be honest, I probably deserved it. I'd had it since 2008, it folded in two and the buttons were about the size of dinner plates. I told folks it was "the rotary phone of cell phones". Erin's best line: "When he wants to make a call he doesn't dial a number, he says, 'Sarah! Get me Mt. Pilot!'"

So Saturday, with great trepidation, I headed to my local store to enter the brave, new world of digital phone wonder!

As we all know, love doesn't come at once. No, it's a series of steps, sometimes difficult ones. So here are photos of me (and my new phone) reliving this weekend's emotional journey!

Step 1: Caution

Step 2: Concern

Step 3: Angst

Step 4: Anger

Step 5: Love