A restaurant called Troy recently opened on Staten Island in New York.  And the commercial they put out is TERRIBLE.

The owner appears and speaks broken English, explaining that he wanted to open a restaurant where you could eat what medieval KINGS used to eat . . . which according to him included RAW MEAT, LIVE FISH, and quote, "screaming birds."  (???)

Now if that doesn't sound appetizing, don't worry.  He explains that the chef has adapted them for, quote, "contemporary stomachs."

That sounds yummy...should you make a reservation? Wow!