Cassandra Rose

Ethan Hawke is apparently a big Sugar Ray fan, as the actor is desperately trying to emulate the late '90s look of frontman Mark McGrath, bleach-blond tips and all. It's okay though, Tamagotchi is making a comeback, so maybe he knows something we don't.

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Duchess Kate Middleton was out and about in public on Feb. 19, visiting the addiction treatment center Hope House in London and simultaneously showing off the royal baby bump -- aka the burgeoning womb of the future King or Queen of England, assuming that Queen Elizabeth isn't actually immortal.

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Songstress and larger-than-life stage performer Lady Gaga is still suffering from the injury that caused her to completely scrap what's left of her Born This Way Ball tour.

Specifically, a “labral tear” in her hip which has left her unable to walk and signaled a need for emergency surgery. But as usual, she's found the silver lining -- and a new mechanical friend.

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Charlie Sheen continues to use his money for the powers of good, racking up karmic bonus points and making it that much harder to judge him when he's an asshat.

In addition to helping clothe Lindsay Lohan, paying for funerals and assisting young cancer patients, Sheen has now donated $10,000 to get a formerly paralyzed teenager a therapy dog.

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Jimmy Kimmel first began feuding with Jay Leno in 2010 when Leno rescinded on his promise to pass the 'The Tonight Show' on to Conan O'Brien. After just seven months at the helm, Conan was forced out -- a stunt which did not sit well with the eponymous host of 'Jimmy Kimmel Live!'

And in a recent interview, Kimmel revealed he's still pretty pissed off about it.

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One of the hardest working women in show business, Lady Gaga, has had to postpone four concerts due to an injury which has left her unable to walk. We see some bedazzled, blood-spattered crutches in her future.

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Justin Timberlake apparently goes to the optometrist in his fanciest tux, because eye care is no laughing matter. Or possibly because his new album is titled 'The 20/20 Experience' and the album cover is a tongue-in-cheek reference to vision. We're still unclear. (See what we did there?)

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In an attempt to be more relevant, Hasbro recently revealed that it would be ousting one of its long-standing tokens from the classic board game Monopoly and replacing it with a new token of the internet's choosing.

So ... farewell, iron! Hello, cat! (Don't act so surprised that an internet poll resulted in a cat victor.)

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The Super Bowl is a day for food, booze, puppies and funny commercials. Oh, and occasionally football, but let's be honest -- it's mostly about indulging our stomachs and paying semi-attention to the game to get to the ads.

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Barbara Walters is having one hell of a month. Just over a week after falling and cutting her head, she's now been diagnosed with chicken pox. Did we mention she's 83?

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Hard to believe, but next month will mark the one-year anniversary of Whitney Houston's tragic death. And in honor of the legendary singer, her mother Cissy Houston is releasing a memoir entitled 'Remembering Whitney: My Story of Love, Loss, and the Night the Music Stopped.'

That title. We're already feeling all the feels.

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Forget everything you know about Prince for a moment. Forget that he once changed his name to an unpronounceable symbol, forget that we all had to refer to him as “The Artist Formerly Known As” or “The Artist” during that time, and forget that he's basically Jimi Hendrix reincarnated.

Basically, forget all of 'Purple Rain' and how doves sound when they cry -- because Prince has reinvented himself for the 21st century with his new song 'Screwdriver.' Which we're sure has no double entendre meaning at all.

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