Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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President Barack Obama + The History Channel’s Satan – Celebrity Doppelgangers
The History Channel is trying a new approach to draw in viewers: serialized fictional dramas like 'The Bible' and 'Game of Vikings' 'Vikings.' Strangely enough for something on the History Channel, neither program has pickers or pawn shops, and the 10-hour live-action version of the Bible has a Beelzebub who looks suspiciously like President Barack Obama.
Scathing political commentary? Or a makeup
Kate Moss Got All Bashful When She Read a ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ Excerpt for Charity [VIDEO]
A while back, interview and microphone-shy supermodel Kate Moss promised BBC1 listeners that if they donated at least £200,000 (that's roughly $300,000 USD) to the Comic Relief charity, she'd read an excerpt from “erotic” mom-porn novel 'Fifty Shades of Grey' live on the air.
They did -- so on Thursday, March 14, Moss held up her end of the bargain.
Once Upon a Time, Robert Pattinson Was an Underwear Model in Japan [PHOTOS]
Way back at the ripe old age of 14, before he became the sparkly vampire that would make him famous, a now 26-year-old Robert Pattinson channeled his best androgynous duck-face and modeled underwear in Japan. And now he kind of regrets ever doing it.
Guess the Celebrity Crib
Which comedian slash actor slash internet award presenter is trying to sell his contemporary ranch house in the Los Feliz area of Los Angeles? Again?
Thanks to a New Law in Hawaii, Steven Tyler Has the Freedom to ‘Walk Around Naked’
Stars can now vacation in Hawaii without fear, since the new "Steven Tyler Act” -- which protects celebs from the paparazzi -- was passed by the Hawaii State Senate on Tuesday (March 12).
The law, spearheaded by the Aerosmith frontman, specifically gives stars the right to sue over unwanted photos and videos taken of them.
Justin Timberlake + Jimmy Fallon Steal Our Hearts With a Barbershop Version of ‘SexyBack’ [VIDEO]
Continuing “Justin Timberlake Week” on 'Late Night With Jimmy Fallon,' Fallon and JT topped even the discussion of his feud with Kanye West by performing a barbershop quintet version of Timberlake's hit 'SexyBack.'
Slow down, guys. It's only the second night and you're already making us giddy.
Celebrity Hackers Make Life Even Worse for Stars’ Lawyers, Accountants + Managers
As if it's not difficult enough to be a bean counter, legal representative or business manager for people like Hulk Hogan, Mel Gibson, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, now those professionals have to deal with strangers heckling their private phone lines.
Seems that massive breach that revealed the finances of those celebrities also resulted in the phone numbers of their business teams being leaked.
Judge Judy Being Sued for Cheaping Out on Someone’s Wildly Overpriced China
When Judith Sheindlin -- aka TV's 'Judge Judy' -- bought some used china from her producer, she probably didn't think it would end in a ridiculous lawsuit. After all, who would try to sue a woman who's been a judge for more than three decades and is known for her take-no-prisoners approach to life?
But that's exactly what happened -- Judy is the defendant in a $514,000 lawsuit over what must be th
Try Not to Smile When You Watch Billy Joel Make This Kid’s Life [VIDEO]
When singer and pianist Billy Joel went to Vanderbilt University in January for a Q&A session on campus, he probably didn't think he'd get to play Fairy Godfather (it's a thing because we say it is).
But by the end of the night, he was practically holding a magic wand -- because he gave one dude the experience of a lifetime.
Ozzy Osbourne + Penny Marshall – Celebrity Doppelgangers
All black outfits and a preference for crosses and wearing sunglasses at night means obviously either Ozzy Osbourne is taking fashion tips from Penny Marshall or Penny Marshall is taking fashion tips from Ozzy Osbourne. Or, consider this possibility: They're the same person.
Have you ever seen them in the same room together? We didn't think so.
Brooke Shields May Join ‘The View,’ But Elisabeth Hasselbeck Could Be Staying Put
Sounds like actress Brooke Shields may be joining the daytime talk show 'The View' following an announcement that long-running host Joy Behar is leaving. And despite previous stories stating otherwise, controversial co-host Elisabeth Hasselbeck may not be going anywhere after all.
Martha Stewart’s JCPenney Deal Could Make Rosie O’Donnell + Oprah Her Newest Enemies [UPDATED]
Crafty domestic goddess Martha Stewart has inked a deal with JCPenney that will basically give her a monopoly on the major retailer and simultaneously ban Oprah and Rosie O'Donnell from doing business with the chain -- and that's just for starters.
Do not pass the crocheted tea-cozy replica of Go. Do not collect 200 Michael's coupons.