A Lactose Intolerant Nightmare – Whopper With 1,000 Slices Of Cheese
When you’re part rat like we are, you quickly perfect the art of cramming cheese into every available crevice of any sandwich, burrito … bowl of cereal. We fill our grilled cheese with mac and cheese and dunk that in nacho cheese for good measure. It’s an obses…
Walmart Shuts Down Over Pocket-Sized Meth Lab
More and more we’re noticing everyday essentials are now presenting themselves in travel sizes for that busy person on the go: protein shakes, sunblock, toothpaste … METH LABS.
Drunk Dude Snoozes On Baggage X-Ray Machine and Passes Inspection
Circumventing a security line is tricky business, and we’re certain at one point in time or another, we’ve all wanted to just drop to the floor and nap until the parade of morons yet to receive the memo that one must remove items such as belts and shoes finally discover those last few quarters in th…
Drunk Driver Arrested With Four Kids Strapped To Hood Of His Car
Stories about drunk drivers doing stupid things are pretty standard fare but in this case we got ourselves, what our MeeMaw would refer to as, a real humdinger.
11-Year-Old Boy Destroys $36K in MacBooks By iPeeing On Them
It seems that a young man in Pennsylvania decided to rain a golden shower on a few dozen laptops left in an unattended cart at Upper Allan Township Elementary. All of the laptops were damaged beyond repair causing losses of upwards of $36,000.
Man Tries To Eat A Whopper With 1,050 Strips Of Bacon
Japanese website Rocket News decided to pay ¥7000 or $86.85 to add 1050 strips of bacon to a Whopper, then film a dude trying to pig it all down. There are many flaws with this plan, namely that Whopper is the size of a toddler, but the contender here is clearly not prepared for this particular …
Hot New Meme: ‘Striprotesting’ or Getting Naked For The TSA
Last week, we told you about a woman who stripped naked while at the security check to stick it to the TSA. Well, it looks like she’s started a hot new meme as 49 year old Portland resident John Brennan did the same after he claimed he was harrassed by the hands on bag checkers.
8 Reasons Why Our Pets Hate Us
If ‘Rise of the Planet of the Apes’ taught us anything, it’s that our time as the dominant species is waning and these are the reasons why.
Yankees Fan Eats An Entire Package Of Raw Bacon In 70 Seconds
We’ve posted quite a few articles exalting our love of bacon.
Burger King Says, ‘Bacon That Sundae!’
Burger King is having some trouble trying to decide if it wants to present itself as a healthier option, a more convenient option, or the go-to for those who can’t get to a Jamba Juice.
Cat Uses Lightsabers to Fight Off ‘the Dog Side’
It’s Monday, and taking that into consideration, we thought it would be awesome to start the week with a cat video. Not the usual for this website, but it’s time to think outside the litter box. Also, we’ve been holding onto that joke for seven months…
5 Smartphone Apps No Man Should Own
With the explosion of Smartphones and tablets it’s becoming more important than ever to remember the apps one downloads and carts around town. Every drink at the bar makes it more likely someone will snatch your phone and expose the fact that Shazam and Fandango are in some highly su…