Emerald Catron
Emerald Catron has written for Asylum, Lemondrop, MyDaily and Daily Fill. She is one half of rap duo Dem Shortybooz and is a comedic performer around NYC. Follow her on Twitter @emeraldcatron
Emerald Catron
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Giant Gorillas Fascinated by Tiny Caterpillar
The nice part about being a gorilla in a zoo is that you're safe from poachers. OH! And the first time you see a caterpillar is going to be freaking awesome, because you don't really get out very much.
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Best Dad Ever Sends Toy Train Into Space
We assumed this guy was the world's worst dad for taking his son's favorite toy and launching it into space. But it turns out he could track it using GPS so that it wouldn't be lost forever, and he is actually the coolest dad on earth because now his kid has a video of his train in space
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‘Hunger Games’ Gets Hilarious Bad Lip Reading Treatment
This might be the best bad lip reading yet. This time the stuff they're saying almost makes sense. Plus it's got a Woody Harrelson impression. We're going to go ahead and say we like it even more than their hilarious rendition o
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9 of the Wackiest Bathrooms Ever
We spend so much time doing the pee pee dance and hoping that the homeless person who's locked himself in the Starbucks bathroom hasn't died that it's nice to take a moment every now and then and remind ourselves that this isn't the way things are everywhere. Here are nine of the coolest bathrooms we could find (store one away in your happy place for safekeeping).
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Mudd the Wonder Dog Versus the Trampoline
We can't tell if Mudd the dog loves the trampoline or really hates it. On the one hand, he's barking at it like he can't stand it. On the other hand, SOMERSAULTS!!
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Tiny Pug Sings Batman Theme Song
Holy Barking Dog! This pug barks the word "Batman," so his genius owners decided to record it and play it along with the original TV theme music.Naturally. What else would you do?
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Terrible Reporter Makes Baby Cry
"Way to go, Dan. Way to make a baby boy cry on live television." Yeah, good job Dan. We especially like how once the baby starts to cry his impulse is to run awaaaaaayy, and then later to cheer the crying kid up with a bit of song and dance.