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D’Awww! Alert – Neglected Ducks See Water for First Time
Here's a little something to brighten your day. A flock of ducks was rescued from a bird hoarder who had never taken them to water. This is video footage of their first collective swim. But first, a wacky bit of duck herding, which is always good for a laugh...
Adorable Kids Discuss Politics, Quickly Get Off Topic
Watching kids try to answer questions about politics is like watching a cat look at itself in the mirror -- it's funny because they don't know what we know. And also it's really cute. For example, our president is "Broccoli Llama," and when asked what party she belongs to, a little girls says "I can't do this question...
Turns Out You’ve Been Chopping a Banana Wrong
If you'd like to know how to chop a banana like a "bawse," look no further. We should probably note that the YouTuber who made this video gives props to his "big @$$ knife,' so you might need one of those. Other than that, this is really all you need to know...
Amazing ‘Lockitron’ APP Will Unlock Your Door From Anywhere
Well, what could possibly go wrong? If you get the Lockitron, you'd only be making it possible to unlock your door with your cell phone from anywhere in the world. At the same time, if you forgot something at home, a friend wouldn't have to pick up your keys to get it...
Inconcievable! ‘Princess Bride’ Reunites for 25th Aniversary
It's hard to believe that 'The Princess Bride' was released 25 years ago, but here the cast is, 25 years older to prove it's really happened. They reunited for the New York Film Festival to celebrate the anniversary, and new Blu-Ray release. PLUS, in an interview with 'The Today Show,' Robin Wright admitted that she was totally in love with Cary Elwes, as any sane woman would have been.
Dancing Pumpkin Man Is the Official Mascot of Halloween
It's no secret that we love Halloween. Dare we say this is one of the greatest Halloween videos ever?
See the Best YouTube Comments in the History of Ever
This supercut of YouTube's greatest comments is practically a Christmas miracle. Not one comment that isn't just offensive. Numerous comments on YouTube that not only aren't offensive, they are actually funny as well. All compiled into one video...
Happy Birthday, ‘Peanuts’! Celebrate With Our Favorite GIFs
It was on this day 62 years ago that the first 'Peanuts' comic strip was published. Instead of humiliating Charlie Brown for his birthday, we thought we'd share some funny/cute/sadorable animated GIFs. Warning: like 'Peanuts,' they can be a little dark, because snow can be awfully depressing.
Surfing Dogs Hang Ten at ‘Surf City’
That's Sugar, the surf dog riding the biggest wave ever by a dog his size in a small dog surfing contest. It happened this weekend at Surf City Surf Dog -- a weekend-long event in Huntingdon Beach, California. We've got lots of pictures of the event too, which means you get to experience the whole thing without succumbing to massive wet dog funk. You're welcome.
Celebrate 20 Years of Cartoon Network With Your Favorite Characters
Cartoon Network is celebrating 20 years of bringing animated merriment into the world, and they've released this video as a compendium of what they've been up to/a little reminder of how you've squandered the past 20 years of your life.
Grumpy English Mastiff Will Not Get Out of Bed
We think grumpy dogs are super-adorable -- it's just that dogs this big don't usually fall into the "precious" category.
Patient Cat Tolerates Cute Baby Gibbon
We commend this cat, whose patience is dangling by a thread. If cats can grind their teeth, then Chuck (named after her propensity for barfing) must be doing it for this whole video, as extremely playful (and handsy) baby gibbon APEril climbs all over her...