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89-Year-Old Slays Crowd During Hilarious Stand-Up Comedy Debut
Forget Amy Schumer. Don't even think about Louis C.K. Nope, the next big stand-up comedian is Chuck Esterly.
This Is What Happens When You Eat Cereal That Expired in 1989
There's a reason food has an expiration date.
Be a Halloween Hero by Making This Righteous Pumpkin Keg
Look, let's be honest: Halloween and drinking go together like Halloween and candy.
Woman Happily Lets Venomous Spider Crawl on Her Face, Clearly Tempting Death
This woman's love of spiders is written all over her face.
Burning House Puts on Epic Flaming Fireworks Display
Here's a not-so-subtle reminder to let the experts handle fireworks.
Guy Wanders Around Las Vegas Asking 100 Women for a Kiss — How’d He Do?
When it comes to picking up women, maybe it's best to just get to the point.
Guy Politely Wakes Drunk Stranger Who Fell Asleep in Wrong House
You know those stories where someone drinks so much they wake up in a Dumpster, a boat or Cleveland? This is better.
The Best Looking Women in America Live In…
Fellas on the hunt for the hottest ladies in the US of A would be wise to pack their bags and head for the East Coast.
Livestock Auctioneer Championship Will Leave Your Head Spinning
The World Livestock Auctioneer Championship will surely have you talking. Just not as fast as the contestants.
How to Carve a Pumpkin…With a Gun
Here's a different way to get into the Halloween spirit.
Target Blasts Porn Over Loudspeaker, Take That Walmart
The background noise of American consumerism that is Muzak may soon give way to some more X-rated sounds.
How to Open a Beer Bottle With Anything and Everything
Short of being trapped in a room without a remote to change the TV from The View, not having a bottle opener to crack open an ice cold bottle of beer is the worst possible thing that can happen. Or is it?