I Knew My Life Changed When Something Hit Me

While watching "Honey Boo Boo's" latest adventures, I saw the little girl prancing around in a beauty pageant wearing swim wear. The youngsters belly was quite apparent and I can only imagine that other children will tease her. It was at that moment that I told myself...."she should not be in a bikini".

I also came to the realization that I will never be in a bikini again. Now, I've known this for a long time, but I finally had to admit it to the world. I'm just not meant to have thin thighs and a flat little buttercup butt.