The world's top golf instructors make top dollar. Tiger Woods has paid Hank Haney and Butch Harmon millions. So, I've decided to get into the teaching field and my first student/victim: our very own digital editor Justin Massoud, who's never swung a golf club in his life -- maybe!

I'm especially proud of my ability to pan the camera to the sky following an imaginary ball, no matter where Justin's actual shot goes. If you're impressed (and you should be), I'll be available for private instruction at our Rock 'N Roll At the 19th Hole golf tournament this Friday, October 5 at Olde Oaks.

It's got a three-man scramble, plus great food, prizes and a live rock show following the golf. There's still time to sign your team up, or you can just show up day of to be placed on a random team.