He has this lovely one-of-a-kind (hopefully) cast-iron steel rat.  It was given to him be his loving brother Hal.  While Robert appreciates this piece of metallic rodentia, he would really rather have a Forever Lazy (that Snuggie like thing with a poop door).

Here's the Forever Lazy:

forever-lazy

Robert is ready to trade.  Now you may not have a Forever Lazy to trade, we want to make a deal for anything else you might have that you would be willing to trade for the steel rat.  You will find this rat quite useful.  It does look real and could really put a scare in someone you love or work with.  Call us at 320-9696 and let's trade Christmas gifts.