Things You Need to Know Before You Tan
2. Before you lay in a tanning bed, make sure the door to the room you're in is locked. (Otherwise someone will walk in and think it's Thanksgiving because they see a giant turkey basting in the oven. It will scar both of you forever.)
Decisions Decisions
So i'm getting ready to go to Florida on vacation next week. And all of my female co-workers are trying to get me to get a spray tan before I go!!