The Worst Christmas Present To Buy My Wife [Poll]

I think we've all been there.  You pick out the present, and you just know it's a home run.  You get the wrapping perfect, place it elegantly under the tree, and wait for Christmas morning to come around so you can bask in the glory of your perfect gift picking skills.  That's when it all goes south.

The sour look is confusing at first.  Maybe she is so overwhelmed with joy that she can't form the words "Oh my god, you're the greatest."  No, it's lasting too long for that.  Maybe it's indigestion from too much egg nog?  Nope, you got her a terrible gift.  You know how they say it's the thought that counts?  Turns out "they" are mostly right.

I will never forget the first gift I got for my wife.  She was in college, and needed a new backpack.  So, being the caring and observant guy that I am, I got her a FUBU backpack.  Turns out, that wasn't really her thing.  Unbeknownst to me, she hated FUBU and already had another book bag.  I have never missed the mark so far in my life.

That's why I come to you.  You obviously have more sense when it comes to this kind of thing.  Help me figure out which gift I should not get her.  I warn you, if you fail - I will be sleeping on your couch for a few days.