Eat Your Heart Out, Sofia Vergara — I Can Freeze My Eggs, Too!

When Erin and I heard this morning that 40-year-old "Modern Family" star Sofia Vergara had frozen her eggs for possible future pregnancies, we were a little shocked. Removing and storing ova for future use is apparently not all that uncommon, so I decided to get in on the fun. That's right: I've decided to freeze my eggs.

Check out some pictures of the surprisingly simple and cheap procedure.

Eggs: $2.69. A bag of ice: $2.95. The look on the girl at the local Circle K's face when I walked in asking for ice and eggs: priceless.