Robert J Wright Lost His Cell Phone…Where?

Everyone makes fun of my cell phone. Even I make fun of my cell phone. I've had it almost five years. It unfolds...I mean, slides to open. And it's old. The joke at work is that it's the rotary phone of cell phones. Erin picked it up one day and said, 'Sarah, get me Mt. Pilot!'

But I lost it yesterday. Couldn't find it to save my life. Here's what I wrote about it on my Facebook page:

'Misplaced phone somewhere in the house...grabbed laptop and went to 'wheresmycellphone.com' (website that calls your cell phone for free). Ringing came from vegetable crisper in the fridge. It had to have been me...I just don't know how.'

It's all true. I found it in the vegetable crisper. Still no clue what I did to get it in there. But, boy, did I get a great - and voluminous - reaction from my FB friends. Here's a sample:

'Can a Life Alert button be far behind? Or answering the remote?'

'I need something to help me find the TV remote. I had one lost for about a week and found it at the bottom of the laundry basket.'

'Robert, I've heard of "cold calling" but don't you think that's just a little too much!?!?'

'I lost my whole key ring once upon a time...found 2 weeks later frozen to a package of hamburger meat in my freezer! It happens do no feel bad! & there is no web site to make them jingle. Lucky you!'

'I have also found the remote control in the freezer. why we like the fridge i have no idea. LOL'

But the absolute best was the short comment by the friend who shared it: 'Had to share this....gotta be too dumb to be true!'

Just for that, I'm keeping it...for another five years. Sarah! Get me Mt. Pilot!'