Shred Your Ex for Free Hooters Wings
Celebrate heart eyes at Hooters. Wait, more like celebrate single awareness day. If you're in between lovers, or maybe you're still bitter about that horrid breakup, honor your ex in the most iconic way ever. When I say honor I mean take advantage of the fact that you can score big because of them.
Hooters restaurants will once again be offering a free order of wings if you are willing to destroy a picture of your ex-lover at their locations on Valentine's Day. Hooters will let you go virtual as well, there is an online survey that you can participate in to figure out the best way to "destroy" your former love interest or photo of them. Will you be burning, shredding, burying, or throwing a dart through the forehead of the ex you wish you could erase?
Keep in mind this is their photo, no exes will be harmed in the earning of free wings. Sorry, maybe we can figure something out with a voodoo doll next year. For now, settle for the shredding of photos.
With so many people paying $5 to $25 to virtually feed cockroaches and rat's named after their exes to meerkats and snakes, this seems like a very beneficial trade-off. Free wings, forget the ex. It's a win-win. Happy Single Awareness Day to all my friends who are going into Valentine's Day single as a Pringle.