Who would be scared of the Kardashians'? They wouldn't hurt a fly...or maybe they would?

Just know from now on, don't mess with them!

Florida resident Gino Romano recently visited Busch Gardens in Tampa, Florida, where he claims, "Khloé Kardashian put me in a head lock and Kourtney Kardashian stuck her heel in my eye and Kim Kardashian put brass knuckles on and punched me in the teeth, Kris Kardashian [Jenner] pulled out mace and sprayed me while Kim Kardashian pick pocketed my Levi's and stole my wallet."

Have you started laughing yet...? But wait, there's more!

Romano also states, "Also Kris Jenner ripped my diamond earring out and put it in her own ear and is telling people Bruce Jenner gave it to her for Memorial Day, and Kim Kardashian threatened to get Kanye West to shove a microphone in my throat...but I know they are coming back, because Kim Kardashian told me this in Arnold Schwarzenegger's voice."

Judge Moody, of Tampa, called these allegations, "frivolous." What would you call this?