Two stars of MTV's "Jersey Shore" will hopefully learn that your reputation does proceed you. TMZ reports that Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi and Jenni "JWOWW" Farley are BANNED from a New Jersey liquor store. The manager of the liquor store has no plans what so ever to open the door to either Snooki or JWOWW into his establishment. "The only thing they are good for is ridicule and amusement. There is no upside business wise, and the potential downside is God knows what. Why feed the embarrassment?”

I really admire what this guy is doing. Not that it will amount to much. I don't think that as self absorbed as these two seem to be it will even matter to them. But, he get's a big thumbs up from me! Think of all the money he could make off these two!

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