Tom Cruise Will Come To Your House — For a Price
I told the story on the radio about playing golf with comic Ron White. In the middle of the round, he got a call from his agent who told him about a rich guy in Pittsburgh who’d seen his act and wanted to to pay him $15,000 (air and hotel included) to come to his birthday party.
Well, it turns out there are any number of celebrities who’d love to come to your next party…for a price.
The cast of Jersey Shore. Pick your favorite…Snooki, Pauly D, The Situation! All willing to attend your next soiree under two conditions: It’s in the New York – New Jersey area, and you pay $25,000…apiece.
Kim Kardashian. More than willing to be your friend for a mere $125,000…plus traveling expenses (topnotch, of course).
Tom Cruise. Yep, Tom himself, a bargain at $200,000…if it’s in the LA area.
Charlie Sheen. Is he worth $50,000 more than TC? He thinks so! Charlie’s your special party guest for $250,000…and travel by private jet.
Metallica. Yes, it an outlandish $1.5 million…but they do throw in a performance.
Lady Gaga. Got an extra $2 million? If so, the woman born Stefani Germanotta is willing to perform at your kid’s next birthday party!