Well, the Overly Attached Girlfriend is back, this time making the 'Perfect Sandwich for the Perfect Man'! After all, as the saying goes, the way to a man's heart...

No need to get a pen or pencil ready, because this is not a sandwich you'd really want to make...unless you're as nutty as the star of our little video. What troubles me the most is, when I was about 30 I would've thought she was really hot. But now, of course, I'm older and more mature.

Hmmm...I wonder if her Mom is single?